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One important thing that makes Victory in Christ Ensemble enigmatic is its reliance solely upon God’s Word to determine what is morally right and morally wrong Christian conduct. As a born-again Christian, IF you already have read the entire Holy Bible at least seven times, then you may appreciate VICE’s unorthodox ministry of sexual healing. IF you are among the millions of "church folks" who have not done so, then you may find VICE's pedagogy abstruse. Typically, the mission statement on most church websites pontificates and proclaims, “We believe the Holy Bible is God’s inerrant Word...” Yet, in practice, many churches actually do just the opposite via mandating their pastors’ collective obedience to that denomination’s doctrine and Ecclesiastical hierarchy. With more than one hundred different Christian denominations, can all of them be correct according to God’s inerrant Word? Is it possible, plausible, probable, or preposterous for any denomination to condone adulterer pastors, gay pastors, lesbian pastors, transgender pastors, child molesting pastors, or women pastors and remain loyal to God’s Word? Explain. The Roman Catholic Church’s Counterfeit Christian Matrix teaches obedience and blind loyalty to the Pope. Yet, throughout its existence, the Roman Catholic Church has coveted wealth and power in Europe – at the expense of obeying the Bible. Concomitantly, Catholicism’s “Counterfeit Christian Matrix” inculcates that the Pope is inerrant, despite a long-standing history of skullduggery and papal heresy. Similarly, a Counterfeit Christian Matrix within the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Seventh Day Adventist Church, the Church of Scientology, and Jehovah’s Witnesses has replaced the Holy Bible via the doctrine of their respective denominations. At the behest of Lucifer himself in the Last Days, is it possible that 99% of churches now practice counterfeit Christianity? Even Orthodox Jews have supplanted the Torah with their Talmud, which teaches that Jesus Christ is in Hell roasting in His own excrement! IF your son’s first grade teacher proclaimed, “The kat klimbed the tree while karefully karrying her kitten,” then would you nominate him or her for Teacher of the Year or teach Junior how to ferret for the truth by using a dictionary? Today's Counterfeit Christian Matrix is hidden in plain sight whenever spiritually blind Christians have not studied God’s Dictionary, the Holy Bible. Akin to Morpheus, Trinity, and Neo, VICE teaches our members how to dodge Lucifer's bullets by questioning everything pastors, priests, preachers, bishops, elders, and evangelists pontificate from their pulpit or podium. How else can a congregation test the veracity of sermons to discern whether a miscreant merely masquerading as a man of God is inculcating heresy? In this generation, for example,  to what extent is Biblical illiteracy responsible for the GLBT Movement and Feminist Movement having infiltrated and having defiled Christendom? I rest my case.  

Again, IF your son’s first grade teacher proclaimed, “The kat klimbed the tree while karefully karrying her kitten,” then would you nominate him or her for Teacher of the Year or teach Junior how to search for and find the truth by using a dictionary? Explain. However, IF that same teacher said 2 + 2 = 4, then would that be a true or a false statement? IF Junior informed the teacher that his mother taught him 2 + 2 = 22, then would that be a true or a false statement? How could his teacher convince Junior that 2 + 2 = 4, while 20 + 2 = 22? To ensure that the entire class also understands the difference, this teacher placed two red balls and two blue balls on her desk. Then she pointed to each ball individually and asked the class to count aloud: 1, 2, 3, 4. The teacher repeated this illustration using four red balls and then four blue balls. In each case, the students counted aloud as an affirmation of 2+2 =4. Next, the teacher placed twenty red squares and two blue squares on her desk. She neatly arranged the red squares in two groups of ten with the two blue squares separately. First, the students counted to 10 twice, then they counted to 20 to determine the total number of individual red squares. Lastly, she asked the class to add the blue squares aloud: 21, 22. Of course, this teacher could have made the same visual presentation using her smart board, textbook, or dry erase board. Inconsequential to whatever pedagogy was chosen, still it would prove mathematically that 2+2=4 while 20+2=22. The entire class was delighted by her visual math lesson, with the exception of Junior. Despite the clear evidence on his teacher’s desk, he refused to believe that his mother was wrong. Stated differently, Junior had complete faith in his mother. Similarly, the GLBTQ+ Movement and the Feminist Movement require blind loyalty from their adherents – all at the expense of what the Holy Bible teaches us to believe and to do. WE can't fix it IF we can't face it, inconsequential to whatever "it" is. 

By submitting the requested information, you affirm that you are at least 18 years of age, which is a requirement to join Victory In Christ Ensemble. Your 90-day membership in VICE includes the textbook, replete with IQ Tests, erotic vignettes, a sex survey, and related materials for your perusal, analysis, and ethical discussions. Because this textbook’s controversial  exposé of politics, religion, and sexuality is  quite sexually explicit, you declare and affirm that you are not offended by the inclusion of such graphic language and details of incest, sexual molestation, masturbation, and prison rape for purposes of enlightenment rather than entertainment. IF you may be triggered or otherwise offended by such candid and realistic fiction, then do not proceed to join this book club. God bless you!

Membership in VICE is defined by three classes:

Individuals – members who buy VICE’s textbook for personal study and participation in this unorthodox 90-day course in sex education. 

Instructors – members who buy ten hard copies of VICE’s textbook at our discounted price for use in a classroom, juvenile facility, prison, church, or other educational institution. As such, instructors who provide an exempt EIN do not pay tax.

Independent Agents – members who order ten hard copies of VICE’s textbook at our discounted price with the intent to resell them for a profit. Rather than being employees of VICE, all independent agents are solely responsible for observing and obeying all local, state, and federal laws pursuant to being self-employed.

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