sex survey: for men only

Victory In Christ Ensemble does not deny that countless horny males of all ages are sexually active. Of course, an exiguous number of pious men successfully have sublimated their concupiscence to ethereal spiritual pursuits. The vast majority of us, however, are as cocksure as was King David when he gazed upon Bathsheba. Gentlemen, rather than to condone David’s lecherous expression of his virility, VICE proffers both teenagers and grown men sagacious advice regarding how to embrace their libido without lust. How? We carefully examine what the Holy Bible does and does not say about sexuality, which is surprising to many, and govern ourselves accordingly. This is a mere sample of the questions our members will discuss, debate, and dissect in VICE’s workshops. 

1. Are you under 35, 35 – 55, or over 55? During childhood, did you live mostly in a small town or in a city? How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are you the eldest, youngest, or somewhere in the middle? Did you grow up in the United States or a different part of the world?

2. How old were you the first time you saw your own semen and what made you ejaculate? Had your father or uncle talked to you as candidly as Junior’s dad about sexuality, condoms, STDs, ejaculation, etc., or did you think something was wrong when you saw that “white stuff”?

3. What was your major area of study in college, the military, vocational school, trade school, etc.? How much formal education does your father have and what does [did] he do for a living?

4. Did you grow up with your father and your mother being legally married and living in the same home? If not, then in what ways do you think your father’s [or mother’s] absence molded your personality and outlook on life?

5. During puberty, was your Dad a good father figure, provider, and role model? How often did he say, “I love you son,” and hug you? In retrospect, do you admire your Mom or your Dad the most?

6. Did you wait until you got married to have sexual intercourse? If so, how did you resist society’s pressure for teenagers to prove their “manhood” via relinquishing their virginity? For example, was your decision a religious one or were you more focused upon not having any unwanted children?

7. Are you currently married, divorced, or single? If you are married, then how happy are you with your spouse, children, and overall relationship? If you are single, then what kind of woman would you want to meet and ultimately to marry or do you prefer being unattached?

8. Back in the day, did you ever get a girl pregnant and help to get an abortion? Did you ever father a bastard child? If so, then how often did you consistently pay child support and spend time with your son[s] or daughter[s]? If you now are married, then how is your relationship with your wife and her legitimate offspring impacted by your relationship with your illegitimate child [children]?

9. If ever you have been locked up in prison, then how long was it before you got jumped and forced to give up some “head or tail”? Do you think that some of the guards get off watching, recording, instigating, and even ignoring sexual assault behind bars?

10. Because the United States has more men behind bars than any other country in the world and because lickin’ and stickin’ with multiple partners is both unsafe sexual behavior and a reality of life behind bars, do most prisons provide inmates with lubricants and condoms to stop the spread of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases?

11. As a matter of public health, should penal institutions in the United States distribute condoms – despite sodomy being unnatural and immoral according to the Scriptures? In the context of jurisprudence, are felons treated fairly by our nation’s correctional system? Do you know anyone who contracted AIDS while behind bars? If so, then what is their response to this same question?

12. IF you were a forty-year-old PE or football coach and you walked in on another coach and two of your high school jocks lickin’ and stickin’ each other in the shower, then what would you do? Would you quietly watch without their knowing? Would you interrupt and confront them? Would you quietly vanish? Would you call the police? Would you tell the administration or their parents what you saw in the boy’s locker room?

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                                           JUNIOR’S PENIS PARABLE # II
 

Three months after Junior's initial lesson in sex education, the new priest at his parochial school asked if Junior wanted to become an altar boy. He wasn't Catholic but his father  liked the excellent academics and the “no nonsense” discipline policy this particular Catholic school offered. Of course, most of his friends enrolled their sons in military prep schools. Yet, Junior’s father did not want his son to think he had to follow in his footsteps. There never were any fights to speak of and many former students went on to graduate from Ivy League universities. Since this particular Catholic school did not accept Protestant pupils, Junior was a student in this priest's Bible class and Catechism class for converts. 

Unbeknown to the father, only Catholic youths who have been baptized can legitimately become altar boys. So, the priest never should have asked Junior to become an altar boy in  the first place. Junior's dad was not at all enthused about this after-school activity; but he relented via his son's adulation over such an honor. Less than two weeks later, however, the priest exposed himself and fondled Junior when the two of them were away from the other boys. Junior pushed the priest away and told his father what happened as soon as he got home! Junior's dad impulsively grabbed one of his pistols and jumped in his SUV to confront the pedophile. However, he cooled down prior to arriving at the parish and drove to the police station instead to report the incident. That priest, who eventually confessed to having molested nearly sixty boys, now is in prison. By the way, like his Dad, Junior doesn’t go to church anymore either.

As soon as school was out, this Army dad sent his son off to summer camp. Once again, Junior looked forward to some more of the same fun and same friends he had last summer at the lake! At camp, the boys enjoyed football, basketball, swimming, hiking, and countless other outdoor activities. One of the camp counselors in his mid-twenties had a strange habit of showering with the boys, slapping their butts with his towel, and sometimes getting an erection in front of them! Despite his being a former collegiate football jock, Junior intuitively sensed this kind of horseplay in the boy’s locker room was weird. The only man he trusted or felt comfortable with rubbing his booty was his dad. Two other naïve boys, however, eventually were seduced and were sodomized by this handsome counselor, primarily via a natural curiosity about seeing a grown man’s hard penis. Because the jock counselor threatened to take them out on the lake and to drown them if ever they told anyone, both naïve and fatherless boys kept their little secret all summer. Despite having repeated his sneaky, slow seduction of young campers each of the four summers he worked there, amazingly, this very popular sexual predator never got in trouble because none of his victims of child molestation dared to report him. In this context, was this military father's demonstration of masturbation tantamount to child molestation, incest, or a deterrent that prevented Junior from possibly being molested by a priest and a counselor at summer camp? Explain.

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