Upon reading this textbook in sex education, many members will see that the line of demarcation between its fictional characters and reality has been obscured. Thus, VICE hopes that the male bonding experience within your families, churches, synagogues, mosques, locker rooms, fraternities, barracks, and prison cells, etc., will be blessed by discussing Junior, his father, cousin, grandfather, Uncle Jake, etc. Lamentably, most men in the United States never have had and never will have as candid a relationship with their fathers as did Junior with his dad! Junior’s dad also facilitated his Army buddy’s cathartic sexual healing while camping in Yosemite by facing the secret and the shame. Yet, reading this profound textbook is only the initial step toward self-actualization as VICE defines it. In the context of meeting the convoluted temporal and spiritual needs of men, few churches in the United States are devoted to being “my brother’s keeper” as a praxis for Christian living. Thus, it is our prayer that by experiencing VICE’s Level Four and Level Five workshops, you will become better pastors, fathers, mentors, coaches, sons, brothers, bachelors and husbands in the communities wherein you live.
*Level One: A free three-hour workshop for VICE’s Independent Agents and Instructors to discuss the textbook with the author. An ancillary discussion explores how politically correct immorality affects life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in the US.
*Level Two: A free three-hour workshop for VICE’s individual members to discuss the textbook with the author. An ancillary discussion explores how politically correct immorality affects life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in the US.
*Level Three: A three-hour morning workshop to prepare members for their SPIT [spiritual integrity test] or SPAT[spiritual aptitude test] certification. The three-hour examination will be administered that afternoon. Information relevant to certified member sponsorship of VICE’s Christian fraternities for minors will be disseminated.
*Level Four: A monastic weekend toward self-actualization for MEN ONLY [fathers/sons are encouraged to come] who previously have attended a Level One or Level Two workshop and have passed Level Three's SPIT or SPAT certification. Experientially, you will discover VICE’s definitions of Platonic love, libido without lust, Paternal love, male bonding, etc., in the context of the Scriptures, the textbook, Junior’s Penis Parables, and other related materials. In this Age of Feminism, this workshop affirms the virtue and the virility GOD expects from all of us regarding sexuality and marriage. Information relevant to certified member sponsorship of Christian fraternities for adults [age 21 – up] will be disseminated.
*Level Five: A perennial series of monastic weekends exclusively for certified and self-actualized MEN ONLY who are committed to pontificating and practicing obedience unto the Holy Bible. As such, our emphasis is upon identifying and rectifying impediments to godliness in our lives and in the lives of those we mentor and love. Indeed, Satan is unrelenting in his attempts to defile and to devour the Biblical remnant that still trusts in God. Thus, we nurture a spirit of irreproachable intelligence and integrity in our Platonic, complementary relationships that support VICE’s ministries: Bible Literacy, Education, Entrepreneurship/Employment, Mentoring, Financial Literacy, Media/Music, and Dating/Marriage.
* Available upon request for members only. Restrictions apply; so please contact us for details. God bless you!
Victory In Christ Ensemble
P. O. Box 13064
Sacramento, CA 95813